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I almost didn't make it to work this morning - it has nothing to do with my illness (which is getting better, by the way) but rather my inability to differentiate between reality and dreams. I had a dream last night that I was attending a birthday party, and the father of whoever's birthday it was said he was bringing in food from McDonalds for everyone. But he was only bringing buns with condiments, no actual burger patties. So I gave him some money (a six dollar bill, in fact) and told him to pick me up a Big Mac cause I wasn't having no stupid bun with ketchup. So the night went on with various strange dreams, and then my alarm went off. I hit the snooze button a few times and then my secondary alarm went off and as I shut it off, I thought to myself "Well shit, I can't go to work - I haven't got my Big Mac yet!" and lay back down. Luckily I hadn't completely shut off my first alarm, just hit snooze, so it woke me up seven minutes later. Somehow I don't think it would have gone over too well telling my boss 'sorry, couldn't make it in to work this morning cause I was waiting for my imaginary food to arrive.'