Christmas already?

I have to come up with a 10-20 second Christmas greeting to air over the holidays within the next week. Basically it's me wishing our listeners a merry Christmas, but the problem is I'm not feeling terribly Christmasy. I want it to be fun and different than the usual 'Hi, I'm Robyn Brady from the CFCO Newsroom wishing you and yours a happy holiday season' crap. Anyone have any ideas?