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I got carded today. Not at the beer store, not the LCBO, but at Walmart. Walmart! I was buying a bunch of stuff, including a copy of Reservoir Dogs. The little scanner thing beeped, and the cashier looked at me and said "Are you 18 yet?" I told her yeah, I was pretty sure I was over 18. She asked for some ID, I didn't have any, but said "Listen, I know you're just trying to do your job, but there's a rather large line of people behind me growing impatient. I'm going to be turning 30 in four months, so I think it's safe to let me have this movie."
Am I 18 yet...