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Dear body,
I'm terribly sorry about last night. I swear to you I will never stay up to watch hockey on a weeknight again (unless of course it's the playoffs and the Leafs have a shot in hell - so yeah, never again.) I'm sorry I kept you up until 11, I'm sorry you've had two nights this week with less than 4 hours of sleep. I promise to do better in the future.
Sincerely,
Robyn


Dear Mr Alfredsson,
You can suck my ass.
Robyn