Stupid people beware

[newschick]

I have no patience today. I'm tired of George being a moron all the freaking time. I'm tired of dumbass listeners who call up with stupid questions. I'm tired of my slower friends who don't understand that I work in a newsroom, I read the news every day, I tend to know news stories before they do. Yes, I'm aware Vancouver got the games. Yes, I know Toronto is off the SARS list. If you've heard something on the news and want to discuss it with me, never ever ever start a sentence with "Hey, have you heard?" YES I'VE HEARD!
Short fuse getting shorter by the second...is it Friday yet?

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[kadenza.livejournal.com]

Well Roby... just listen to the Rita MacNeil song that's playing right now... I'm sure you'll take some comfort from it. After all, there isn't anything that you can't do. You're flying on your own!

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks Heathy :) You're the wind beneath my wings.

[kadenza.livejournal.com]

That dude sure screwed up the birthday list, didn't he!

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

He does it all the time. He is completely incapable of reading off a computer screen, doesn't understand the concept of refreshing, and basically is a dillhole.
You didn't happen to be listening at the 6:45 teeup - my last story was about the Mensa convention in Minnesota this weekend. Here's how the tease went...
Me: These guys think their so darn smart - a Mensa convention is being held in Minnesota this week.
G: A what?
Me: Mensa convention.
G: What the heck is that?
Me: Mensa. Smart people George...
G: Oh...obviously I'm not one of those! Ha ha ha.
Me: Obviously.

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

EEP! *hides*

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

aw, you're ok. You haven't pissed me off...yet ;)

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

But I'm quite capable of being a complete moron sometimes. :)

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

Well, you've never shown me that side. :)

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

Just wait!