A story mainly for my sister

[newschick]

Oh my aching head. I got an e-vite to a birthday party for one of my high school friend's daughter...I was reading through the replies and found one from a girl named Sue (aka Barbie, Orange Girl) - "I might have to cover a story for the community newspaper I wright for." WRIGHT??? I sure hope they have editors.

Comments

[kadenza.livejournal.com]

Whoa... I guess her brain is also plastic?

And wait a sec... you're now getting party invitations from your friends' CHILDREN? Well that must make you feel old!

[newschick.livejournal.com]

Yup. Heather Mackie, Debbie and I are the only single/childless ones left. Whenever we get together, all we ever end up talking about is babies.

[kadenza.livejournal.com]

Oh, ick.

[haggisthesecond.livejournal.com]

ha, different from our group of friends, eh? Who do we know that's sprogged up? Jarvince? And Alan and Dave, true, but we never see them any more.

[radiostace.livejournal.com]

WRIGHT????? Dear God...

[newschick.livejournal.com]

And she has the gall to call herself a journalist.
In retrospect, she also calls herself a model - she's done such classy work as "Auto Babes" and other nearly-naked calendars of its ilk.