Robyn is...

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(Thanks for the idea, Heathy!)
According to google.ca...

Robyn is mean.
Robyn Is going to die before her 7th birthday.
Robyn is a credible, likeable character.
Robyn is one of our international priorities.
Robyn is a covert rooer, and also a champion poop-eater.
Robyn is an example for all.
Robyn is super cool! She smells okay too!
Robyn is retarded.

Yes, yes she is.