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My landlord is continuing his home beautification project by sprucing up the hall outside my apartment and fancying up the laundry room - both well deserved endeavors. The laundry room is a sty and the walls and ceiling in the hallway look like crap. He told me he'd be painting downstairs and hoped I didn't mind the fumes (I kinda like them) but when I came home from work yesterday, everything, including the doors, ceiling, walls, and molding, is various shades of bright pink. He was down there working away when I walked in and said "Hi, like the colours? I know girls like pink things, so I figured since there's a girl down here I'd make it as pink as possible." My hallway looks like the Barbie aisle in a toy store. Now all I need is Ken...