Boys suck!

Aug. 9th, 2002 07:57 am
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A bunch of my guy friends from work are going to Toronto this weekend to catch a couple of Jays games. I wanna go, but I'm not allowed. And why can't I go? Because I don't have a penis. I was told "But girls don't like baseball..." Oh right! How silly of me. I tried to convince them bringing me along would be very beneficial to them - I'm fun, I'd help drive and provide my share of gas money, plus I'd save them money on a hotel - I've got a freaking house at my disposal! But no, it's a guy thing.
Oh well, only five days until I go there myself anyway. But still - boys suck.

Date: 2002-08-09 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadenza.livejournal.com
They wouldn't, by any chance, be able to take a large papasan chair back with them, would they?

Date: 2002-08-09 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newschick.livejournal.com
HOLY SHIT I never even thought of that!!

Date: 2002-08-09 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangeanimal.livejournal.com
And why can't I go? Because I don't have a penis.

... starts humming the song "Detachable Penis" for no apparent reason...

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