Oh Jesus!

[newschick]

It's a damn good thing I didn't end up hosting a new year's party at my place - my landlord seemed to be having a bit of a breakdown that night! It was very strange. I guess it was around 5 or so when it started - I was laying in bed trying to have a nap and heard strange noises coming from upstairs, so I went into my living room to try and figure out what the hell was going on. He was crying - sobbing and wailing and shit. From the sounds of it, his girlfriend broke up with him. He was going on and on "Oh Jesus...oh Jesus, help me! I know you made the females and oh Jesus, I know you made one for me. Oh please help me Jesus, I'm so lonely. Where is the female you made for me?" (How I wish he would put extra insulation in my ceiling - I don't WANT to hear him so well!) He went on and on for about an hour, crying and pacing around, then he left for a while, came back and continued with the "Oh Jesus, oh please Jesus help me" lament. Kind of freaked me out. He seems to be over it now though since he had a rather rowdy party last night.

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Ha! No kidding! My sister said it was a good thing I didn't see him in case he got the idea Jesus had sent ME for him.