Fucking brilliant

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George has a tendency to talk out of his ass a lot of the time. This morning, during our first break, he was trying to sound all smart and stuff, talking about some of the day's big news stories - we discussed the budget (he hates it - and admitted he doesn't know what's in it, but the critics say it's not enough..), then moved on to the icy wonder that is Badger, Newfoundland. He says "So there's a town in Newfoundland - I believe it's called Badger - and from the looks of things, a river overflowed on the weekend and flooded the town." From the looks of things?? Jesus Christ, I've only been talking about it every hour for the past three days. Thanks for paying attention, dickwad.