I broke the water cooler. I don't know how I did it, but I did. When I got in this morning, the jug was empty, so I dutifully changed it. Just now I was coming out of the booth and what did I spy with my little eye but a freaking pool of water on the ground and the new jug, only an hour and a half old, was already half empty. God only knows what I did wrong, but whatever it was, it was a doozy! Stinkin water cooler bastard.