death and destruction and snow

[newschick]

I wish to slaughter people. I wish to kill them all. Stupid moronic people...dumb dumb dumb!
It's snowing a lot, so the local school boards cancelled classes for the day. For some reason that none of us at work can comprehend, no one out there in listener land seems to know what 'all' means. We've run on every news cast (twice in most of them) and mentioned during every single break that ALL public and seperate schools in Chatham-Kent/Sarnia-Lambton are closed.

Caller A: Are schools open today?
Me: Nope, they're all closed.
Caller A: What about UCC?
Me: It's closed.
Caller A: Uh...are the school buses running?
Me: Uh, no...schools are closed, so the buses are cancelled too.
Caller A: What about John McGreggor?
Me: Closed


Caller B: Are schools open?
Me: Nope, they're all closed.
Caller B: But I live in Blenheim
Me: Well, it's still part of the same board, so any schools there are closed.
Caller B: But I'm in the catholic board.
Me: Yup, all closed.
Caller B: Even St Mary's?
Me: Yup, all schools are closed. Every one.
Caller B: Well, what about...
Me: All schools are closed.



ALL ALL ALL!!!

Comments

You make me weep with funny!

[dallylamma.livejournal.com]

Oh I can feel your pain. I love when poeple call to request the song that I'm PLAYING RIGHT NOW!
"Can I hear AC/DC, Back in Black?"
"Uhmmmm... I'm playing it right now."
"I missed the start, can you play it again?"
"........"
"Can you play it?"
"NO! I'm playing RIGHT NOW!"

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Huh, Huh, Huh, listeners are stupid.

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

Hello...you're new.

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Yup, saw you in marieofromania, we are sort of in the same industry, added you. Mind?

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

Not at all. :)